And So It Begins...

I'm a cunctator- at least I think that's what the bloke down the pub said.
And he was on the money. I put the pro into procrastinate.
That's why it's only taken me six months to get this up and running. But I have also managed to drink gallons of tea and smoke fags as if they were, well, going out of fashion, so it's not like I've been doing nothing.