The Menstrual Cycle

Cyclists! New research shows you'd be better off dressing up as a woman instead of wearing a safety helmet. I'll try to resist the obvious pun about increasing drag.
As an aside, I used to have a senior boss who'd occasionaly pop up at meetings and ask us to take a "sanitary check"; at which point, I nearly threw in the towel.

Ronglish - Part 2

Good to see that the Guardian have picked up on two of my recent themes- tits and Big Ron. Interesting to read that article about how coy the supposedly "liberal" paper is. Bunch of c*ntychops.

9/11

Plenty of stuff on t'interweb today about the "war on terror". Most of it ludicrous, as ever, but the highlight is that the Guardian have printed Usama Bin Laden's last known sat-phone number. I don't think he's likely to answer it- but you never know- if you want some hot radical action, call now on 00873 682505331, and remember to get the bill-payer's permission.